I am a nice summer day, making people wish they were outside, whilst they are working...
TGIF
Dude, it's Friday, and I have seriously not done crapola all day...
There are several things I hate thinking about on Fridays at work. 1) CICELY'S off on every other Friday. But on the Fridays SHE is working, GLENN'S off. 2) CHRIS is done @ 12:30PM EVERY Friday, and DANA is off. 3) Argh man, argh. I so don't wanna be here today.
Anyway, Thanks to LOU for this:
1. If you were a ninja, what would your ninja name be and what would you do now that you're a ninja?
I would be a combo of the dude from Ninja Gaiden(I could do crazy ass moves and have infiniti ninja stars) and one of the ninja characters from Mortal Kombat(cuz they have those scary ass white eyes). And since I was a ninja, I would fight crime and be the modern-age Robin Hood.
2. Do something completely unexpected and random like Natalie Portman's character in Garden State and describe what you just did.
Just like Belle, I wrote this while at work so I stretched my hands out wide, stuck out my tongue, crossed my eyes, and yelled, "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee," but not too loudly...
3. Name 3 of your favorite toys growing up as a kid.
1) These lil motorized cars I used to have that ran on a single AA battery...I had like 30 of them and would just watch them go. I forget what they're called though.
2) My Legos, of course. I had an entire community occupying about 1/3 of our den back in the day.
3) Nintendo
4. What's something obscure you learned in school that you somehow still remember?
I can't really remember anything anymore...OH! The Titans came before Zeus and company in Greek Mythology.
5. You wake up one morning and find out you're a princess. Who would be your prince and how would you rule over your people?
Hmmm, I don't know. If I woke up and I was a princess, I would be pretty freaked out.
6. Which song do you think is the best "feel-good" song in the history of mankind?
I don't know about the history of mankind, but I really like "Do you love me?" that one song from Dirty Dancing. The song always cheers me up.
7. If you had the option to live the rest of your life in a constant orgasm...would you take it?
No way...you have to have something to look forward to during those blah days, he he he.
8. Osama bin Laden has been captured by the Marines and they turned him over to you to get some answers out of him. What methods of torture would you use?
I'd hang him by his feet and unleash fleas on him.
9. Complete this sentence: "Yo mama so ____, she _______!"
"Yo mama so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell!!"
10. What is the most touching/memorable moment of your life?
ONE of the most memorable moments of my life was when Glenn, Chris, and I were suspected of being 3 terrorists travelling together and got taken off our train by the French Police.
Dude, it's Friday, and I have seriously not done crapola all day...
There are several things I hate thinking about on Fridays at work. 1) CICELY'S off on every other Friday. But on the Fridays SHE is working, GLENN'S off. 2) CHRIS is done @ 12:30PM EVERY Friday, and DANA is off. 3) Argh man, argh. I so don't wanna be here today.
Anyway, Thanks to LOU for this:
1. If you were a ninja, what would your ninja name be and what would you do now that you're a ninja?
I would be a combo of the dude from Ninja Gaiden(I could do crazy ass moves and have infiniti ninja stars) and one of the ninja characters from Mortal Kombat(cuz they have those scary ass white eyes). And since I was a ninja, I would fight crime and be the modern-age Robin Hood.
2. Do something completely unexpected and random like Natalie Portman's character in Garden State and describe what you just did.
Just like Belle, I wrote this while at work so I stretched my hands out wide, stuck out my tongue, crossed my eyes, and yelled, "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee," but not too loudly...
3. Name 3 of your favorite toys growing up as a kid.
1) These lil motorized cars I used to have that ran on a single AA battery...I had like 30 of them and would just watch them go. I forget what they're called though.
2) My Legos, of course. I had an entire community occupying about 1/3 of our den back in the day.
3) Nintendo
4. What's something obscure you learned in school that you somehow still remember?
I can't really remember anything anymore...OH! The Titans came before Zeus and company in Greek Mythology.
5. You wake up one morning and find out you're a princess. Who would be your prince and how would you rule over your people?
Hmmm, I don't know. If I woke up and I was a princess, I would be pretty freaked out.
6. Which song do you think is the best "feel-good" song in the history of mankind?
I don't know about the history of mankind, but I really like "Do you love me?" that one song from Dirty Dancing. The song always cheers me up.
7. If you had the option to live the rest of your life in a constant orgasm...would you take it?
No way...you have to have something to look forward to during those blah days, he he he.
8. Osama bin Laden has been captured by the Marines and they turned him over to you to get some answers out of him. What methods of torture would you use?
I'd hang him by his feet and unleash fleas on him.
9. Complete this sentence: "Yo mama so ____, she _______!"
"Yo mama so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell!!"
10. What is the most touching/memorable moment of your life?
ONE of the most memorable moments of my life was when Glenn, Chris, and I were suspected of being 3 terrorists travelling together and got taken off our train by the French Police.
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